Ghost Jokes
A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said, "I have been walking these corridors for 300 years." The man said, "In that case, can you tell me the way to the toilet?"
Student : "Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?" Parent: "They are?" Student: "Sure. It's in the Bill of Frights!"
Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ? She was trying to get ahead !
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up.
When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone screams.
What kind of street does a ghost like best? A dead end.
What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub? The bartender said "Sorry, we don't serve spirits." |
